Magoovian 

Extremely clueless, shortsighted and unable to see or admit a perilous situation if it's right in front of them.

Marked by intellectual myopia.

Derived from the fictional cartoon character, Mr. Magoo, who was unusually nearsighted and stubborn refusal to admit there was a problem resulting in frequent comical near-death experiences.

It was Magoovian of the funeral director to hire an admitted cannibal as the new mortician.

Magoovian by Rhet Rougeraid August 17, 2021

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.

I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.

magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

magooman 

a small, strange, odd, retarded and homosexual person, generally male and under the age of 18.

magooman: hey juniour, can i have a hug?

brother: GET OUT OF IT MAGOOMAN

magooman by b1rdm4n January 18, 2008

Mr. Magooing 

A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.

I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!

Mr. Magooing by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

Maldovian Klondike Bar by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021

magoogan 

a lil bitch who can't take a joke and has red hair

"Jack was such a magoogan today!"

magoogan by Magooooooogan February 26, 2017

magooing 

The act of razing small 2 member kingdoms.

Look at billgates magooing.

magooing by Poor KD April 20, 2009