magooin 

When somebody is stoned from smoking pot, their eyes get small.

Comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo, hence his eyes are always closed.

"He's magooin" meaning he's stoned.

magooin by ricky February 19, 2005

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.

I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.

magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

Magoonerbait 

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

pat magroin 

sounds like pat my groin

"does anybody know who pat magroin is?"

pat magroin by mcdugan September 9, 2007

Mr. Magooing 

A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.

I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!

Mr. Magooing by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

magooing 

The act of razing small 2 member kingdoms.

Look at billgates magooing.

magooing by Poor KD April 20, 2009

Magoondo 

Of exceptional size or quantity; enormous, gigantic

Brian Curran has a magoondo penis. I swear it goes down to his knees.

Magoondo by s March 5, 2005