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A refereed sporting event - where the Ref keeps missing calls.
Carlos: We would have won that game if it weren't for Brain the Ref. He doesn't call sh-t!!!
Feldman: I can relate Wolverine the Ref is blind as a bat!
Mozenter: Sounds like you guys have both been Magooed!
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The act of taking one's hand and pushing on anothers face with all fingers extended. Similar to gripping a basketball with one hand, only applying to another persons face.
Damn, this dude was jawjacking in my buddy's face because he bumped into him. My buddy immediately magooed him and the clown backed down.
magooed by Kenny Ketchum March 15, 2009
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to die in a hilarious manner in a video game, accident or not
"damn how did brittany die?"
"idk she just got magooed though"
magooed by thehouse69 May 27, 2018

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.
"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".
One of the most Low Key in the group.
He only tells his secrets to One in the group he trusts the most.
But some of the info he keeps to himself.
He always knows when someone is interested in him. And always stares at a booty when he sees a fine one. People think they know alot about him, but actually there are darker things.
Carl: Brandon, do you see that dude over there? His name is Magomed.
Brandon: yea, what about him?
Carl: there is something mysterious about him?
Brandon: what?
Carl: i dont know? He is such a Low Key person.
magomed by PabloJuinit March 27, 2018
The russian male name Magomed comes from the Arabic “Muhammad” and means praised. Magomed is a sweet guy and strong. He tricks people into thinking he’s tough but in reality he’s a soft mamasboy. Magomed is extremely attractive and sexual active. He’s often the funniest to be around and will make anyone cry to death of laughter. Magomed is very sporty and has high ambitions but at the same time chill and relaxed when he feels like it. If you got a Magomed in your life don’t lose him
Rirri: I’m in love with Magomed...
Andrea: Who’s not...
Magomed by the_only_star December 27, 2019
Magomed is the name of the dude that is the most "Low Key" in the group. He is always paying attention, even though people think he is not. Magomed is also a "Low Key" lady magnet. He is also loyal, mostly because all his Snapchat notifications are streaks.
Yo, that dude Magomed over there. No one really talks about him, and he always has a bitch beside him for some reason.
magomed by PabloJuinit March 25, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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