MagicJuan 

Typa guy that will have you feeling magical

MagicJuan : Hey pwincess 😋👋
Girl : OMGGGGGG HEYYYYYY (Passes out from his aura)
MagicJuan : (Picks girl up) Its okay pwincess im here for you, dadas here 😏

MagicJuan by BakaOiOiOi July 18, 2025

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

Magican't 

1) When a magician cannot perform magic.
2) Place in Earthbound

1) That magician said he's the best one ever, but then he went into an Magican't!
2) Traversing through Magicant is hard.

Magican't by Verdigris May 27, 2016

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020