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The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 05, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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When a man is having sex doggy style with a woman (or man) facing a window. The man starts to slow down, going in and out slowly. Then another man comes over and slips it in while the first man leaves. The first man then procedes to leave the room, walk outside, and tap on the window. The woman (or man) then procedes to look up in shock at the relization of what has happened.
Bro 1: Hey you wanna go do the magician with your girl?

Bro 2: Yeah totally its freak her out!!
by ImNotInYouNoMore February 13, 2012
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The act of waiting for a girl to have the urge to urinate. When she feels she needs to, you stick your dick in her butt and have her pee, thus making it seem as if you are peeing through her.
I was magicianing this girl last night, when all the sudden Iactually peed, this made it very uncomfortable for the both of us.
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The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 05, 2006
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