Definitions by zeroe

Banane 

Pronounced: bahh | nahh | nehhhhh

Noun: Banane, Someone acting negligently and/or performing under par in life.

b. Usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk Derived from banana, slang for the male genital. Essentially a more modern usage of dickhead or prick, but as a derogatory adjective.

Example:1) calling a fivefold raise in poker with 2, 7 unsuited and loosing. In the event that said banane wins this hand by pure |Dreck| this person is reffered to as

|scheiss banane |

Example:2) you failed at "Slow Ride" on easy mode in Guitar Hero 3? You BANANE!!!

Banane by Zeroe November 11, 2009

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006