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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Malibu Manhandler
A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
Mathan
"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"
Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017
Manhandle
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019
Magangy
-Noun.
A term used to indicate the many children players using a microphone, due to the droning and opprobrious way they sound; on any online game, specifically Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Magangies often spew out obnoxious rants of just about anything including; but not limited to:
1. Losing; i.e. getting killed, shot, "noob-tubed," or being defeated in any form.
2. Other players; Magangies tend to slander, defame, discredit, etc. any player that tells them anything not in their favor, i.e. "shut up," "be quiet," "you suck," or any other fruitful remark.
3. Pop culture; Magangies can usually spark conversation amongst the idle chat-room by bringing up an equally obnoxious form of popular culture, whether it be song, youtube video, recent cartoon show, or recently released or up-coming video games. A Magangy favorite is the Ke$ha song "Tik Tok"
4. Hatred; Magangies, although children, tend to have quite colorful and often racist remarks about anyone or anything that propagates postulate number one. (see #1)
Although Magangies are difficult to play and get along with, we all must try to just accept them into our daily struggle and game play. Until the day that administrators enforce the recommended age of play listed on the game, there will never be an improvement or change.
A term used to indicate the many children players using a microphone, due to the droning and opprobrious way they sound; on any online game, specifically Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Magangies often spew out obnoxious rants of just about anything including; but not limited to:
1. Losing; i.e. getting killed, shot, "noob-tubed," or being defeated in any form.
2. Other players; Magangies tend to slander, defame, discredit, etc. any player that tells them anything not in their favor, i.e. "shut up," "be quiet," "you suck," or any other fruitful remark.
3. Pop culture; Magangies can usually spark conversation amongst the idle chat-room by bringing up an equally obnoxious form of popular culture, whether it be song, youtube video, recent cartoon show, or recently released or up-coming video games. A Magangy favorite is the Ke$ha song "Tik Tok"
4. Hatred; Magangies, although children, tend to have quite colorful and often racist remarks about anyone or anything that propagates postulate number one. (see #1)
Although Magangies are difficult to play and get along with, we all must try to just accept them into our daily struggle and game play. Until the day that administrators enforce the recommended age of play listed on the game, there will never be an improvement or change.
1. XzKiLleR_GuYzX has joined the room; "Hey guys, get ready to die because I'm not a noob! maganga ganga ganga mangy gangy mangaganga mangayaynga mangaygygn."
2. SuPerAwesoMeSnipeRdDuDe: "Magangaganga gangaganga AWWW WHAT THE HELLFUCKS I SHOT YOUR ASSCRAP YOU DONKEY GUY!!!manganganugaanaga anaga mangyy managa"
3. -Assoteric: "I do say, have you ever noticed that every child playing on Xbox Live sounds exactly the same?!?"
-DariusFortune: "Quite right sir! I have noticed that! They also only say variations of "Magangy," between every vulgar and profane remark!"
2. SuPerAwesoMeSnipeRdDuDe: "Magangaganga gangaganga AWWW WHAT THE HELLFUCKS I SHOT YOUR ASSCRAP YOU DONKEY GUY!!!manganganugaanaga anaga mangyy managa"
3. -Assoteric: "I do say, have you ever noticed that every child playing on Xbox Live sounds exactly the same?!?"
-DariusFortune: "Quite right sir! I have noticed that! They also only say variations of "Magangy," between every vulgar and profane remark!"
Magangy by Assotericism November 14, 2010
magnanakaw
Person A: AHHH! MAGNANAKAW!!!
Person B: LAGI NIYO NA LANG SINISIRAAN SI BABY M! RESPETO NIYO NA LANG OPINYON NAMIN!
Person B: LAGI NIYO NA LANG SINISIRAAN SI BABY M! RESPETO NIYO NA LANG OPINYON NAMIN!
magnanakaw by Miss u balik ka na March 22, 2022
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