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Grant MacDonald
Canadian real estate developer and banker turned musician. Famous for the hit songs “Ram Ranch”, “Jockstrap Cowboys” and “Space Cowboys”. Has released over 600 songs and 100 albums. His website is www.fratjocks.pro.
Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.
Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.
Meghan: “Yo Shawn you need to hear this new Grant MacDonald track, it’s pretty deep deep deep bro”
Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”
Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”
Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”
Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”
Grant MacDonald by Pavelka May 20, 2018
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Ross MacDonald
Ross MacDonald is the bassist in the popular band The 1975. Fans of Ross MacDonald are aware of his love for penguins, turtlenecks, and pizza. Ross' fans describe him as a Giant Teddy Bear or even a Penguin Master.
Ross MacDonald by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016
Karl Macdonald
The West Australian version of Chuck Norris, An egg catcher, A knife catcher, A snake killer, A martial arts masters, The best bolagnese sauce maker, Winner of the golden wheel, Attended bindon rock at the age of twelve, An electrical tagger, A degree in logistics, Owns the last John Pappers trailer before he died, State pitcher, A head chef, A head mechanic, Has the Australian record of catching salmon, A professional punter, Donegans best roller driver, Know as the jackal.........
Karl Macdonald by fickery April 16, 2013
Fraser MacDonald
To consume enough alcohol (usually not a lot due to being a lightweight) that you are hospitalized and shortly after you die in hospital; and then somehow appear in school the next day.
Fraser MacDonald by SemenOnToast May 19, 2015
Norm MacDonald
Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Norm MacDonald by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
Mary M. MacDonald
Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.
Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
Mary M. MacDonald by LeJuanJSZ December 5, 2021