maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.

A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.

maffyew by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010

Maffyew

The better version of a normal Matthew. Should you meet a Matthew who saves lives, is great in bed, cures diseases, prints money... or any other outstanding deeds he is a Maffyew not a Matthew

"I hear you're new boyfriends name is Matthew"

"No, he is a Maffyew" - with a wink

Maffyew by Jenoir April 5, 2010

maffew 

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

maffew by falcococo July 22, 2009

Maffew 

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

Maffew by cheeseylol September 22, 2009

Maffrew 

When kids in your school try to act Asian and they will say Maffrew instead of Matthew.

"Harro, Maffrew."

Maffrew by MB1814 December 28, 2011

Maffew 

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

Maffew by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Maffew 

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you

"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"

Maffew by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019