Maffyew

The better version of a normal Matthew. Should you meet a Matthew who saves lives, is great in bed, cures diseases, prints money... or any other outstanding deeds he is a Maffyew not a Matthew
"I hear you're new boyfriends name is Matthew"

"No, he is a Maffyew" - with a wink
by Jenoir April 05, 2010
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