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Madsturbated 

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.
After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.
Madsturbated by A-Lure September 13, 2017
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madsturbate 

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate
madsturbate by bapien October 5, 2020

Madsturbate 

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.
Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”
Madsturbate by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Madsturbate 

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.
After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026