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Madsturbated 

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.
After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.
Madsturbated by A-Lure September 13, 2017
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madsturbate 

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate
madsturbate by bapien October 5, 2020

Madsturbate 

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.
“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”
Madsturbate by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Madsturbate 

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.
After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026