Madrasturbate

The act of rubbing your fingers in chilli before jacking it/rubbing one out, causing an agonising burning sensation.

He's one sick fuck. I heard he watched the Queen's speech and just had to madrasturbate. Incoming skin graft...

Madrasturbate by Axphonia November 14, 2020

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Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

Madsturbated by A-Lure September 13, 2017

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Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

madsturbate by bapien October 5, 2020

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A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

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To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.

After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.

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