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Madrasturbate 

The act of rubbing your fingers in chilli before jacking it/rubbing one out, causing an agonising burning sensation.
He's one sick fuck. I heard he watched the Queen's speech and just had to madrasturbate. Incoming skin graft...
Madrasturbate by Axphonia November 14, 2020
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Madsturbated 

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.
After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.
Madsturbated by A-Lure September 13, 2017
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madsturbate 

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate
madsturbate by bapien October 5, 2020

Madsturbate 

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.
Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”
Madsturbate by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Madsturbate 

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.
After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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