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microcreamery 

The term microcreamery is a marketing gimmick. Using such words as "all natural", "small batch" and "hand-crafted" are meaningless since they are not defined from any food science perspective nor FDA guidelines. To qualify as "ice cream" a product must contain at least 10 percent milk fat and not less than 10 percent milk solids. Other commonly used marketing phrases that categorize ice cream in terms of quality are: "superpremium", "premium" and "economy". Higher quality products tend to have low overrun and higher fat content, but there are no guidelines. Therefore, claiming specific overrun or milk fat percentages to define "microcreamery" is specious at best and a complete falsehood at worst. Similarly, there are no manufacturing guidelines that categorize ice cream producers by number of gallons per year.
Microcreamery is an unregulated term used as a marketing gimmick to describe small ice cream producers.
microcreamery by Worderly May 24, 2017
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Macrogram 

1 Macrogram = 100 Grams

It is used to confuse your friends because all words are made up.
1 Macrogram contains 100 Grams or 10 Tola
Macrogram by psycho_buddha69420 November 7, 2022

microcreamery 

A creamery that produces and all natural, small batch, hand-crafted ice cream made with less than 20% overrun, and more than 16% butterfat. A micro creamery produces less than 1,000 gallons of ice cream a year and are much smaller than large-scale corporate creameries and are independently owned. Such creameries are generally characterized by their emphasis on the use of all natural ingredients, quality, flavor and production technique.
I am so proud to have a microcreamery in our town that sells the best all natural, hand crafted ice cream!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026