markabation

An action performed by certain individuals using large elephant genitals and a wood carving similar to that of Ron Jeremy.

A very uncommon taboo.

Allie: Hey what's up?
Kid: Not to much...just markabation. =)
Allie: Again?!
Kid: Yeah...don't judge me.

See also blumpkin

by AllieTheKiller January 31, 2010

Macabation

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

by filmzillz May 21, 2012

Mangabation

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

by ShadySean December 27, 2010

Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021