Definitions by DocTheDirtySureon

Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

Merch

It’s not quite literal and it’s not quite figurative. It’s a clean routine on the balance beam. X X

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Damn, those Nikes are fly! Figlitively speaking

Merch