An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Maclunkey

Maclunkey is a word for pointlessly adding things to a thing that is already good.

“Man the newest change they made to Star Wars a new hope was maclunkey!”

Maclunkey by Maclunkey! November 30, 2019

MaCayla

A MaCayla is a person who is sexy, athletic, stylish, and quirky in her own way. She's secretly a nerd but doesn't want anybody to know. People call her arrogant but they just can't see the vision she has in that big and bright brain of hers. No matter how many times people hurt her, she will still always be right there for that same person who did her wrong. Shes not perfect but shes worth it, trust me. Yea, shes had her dumb moments but thats because shes human. Shes out going, down to earth, intelligent, weird, crazy, adventurous, and dangerous. Even though she might not have had the best relationships shes always open for new things. She's not with the petty type of stuff. She's a type of person you never want to lose-ever. Cross her and you'all be sorry. Break her heart and shell break you.

"Ever met MaCayla?"
"No.Why?"
"Oh my gosh! Where have you been all your life-living under a rock?!"

MaCayla by 💋Call Me Baby💋 March 26, 2017

Maelys

She's smart, funny, pretty, crazy and a loyal friend. She has a very dirty mind and her laugh is funnier than the joke 95% of the time. She has constant crackhead energy and is always there for you no matter what. Being friends with a Maelys is a lucky lucky thing. She'll always understand your jokes and doesn't stop smiling. She's never a bitch and likes boys a lot. She is just a fucking crazy crackhead hoe.

She loves tik tok and staying up till 2am, she sends the goofiest pics and she's always too funny for words.

Maelys is that crackhead one you know.

Maelys by crackhead5 May 6, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026