Mackocide

The systematic slapping of all females.
Usually followed by a long period of silence and a giant thumping sound.
Victim shows a shocked face and proceeds to walk away slowly.

Boy 1- Where the hell is my dollar!

Female 1- Calm Down, Damn!

Boy 1- Wtf did you say to me?
( Girl 1 gets manhandled and hits wall)

Boy 1- I thought so.....Bitch!

(Followed by a period of long silence)

Female 3- What was that!

Female 2- That was a Mackocide

Mackocide by DancerAngel June 2, 2009

maskcident 

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.

"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."

maskcident by The Wendolyne August 15, 2020

Mathocide 

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder

"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"

Mathocide by Different May 1, 2014

maccident

The purchase of a Mac instead of a PC.

I was at Best Buy the other day computer shopping and got myself into a huge maccident.

maccident by jmschu2 January 18, 2008

maccident

1: regretting buying a mac instead of a computer.
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)

1: This shiny toy isn't enough for me, I should have bought a real computer. I've made a huge maccident.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.

maccident by ErikJ January 19, 2008

Maccident

An accident, usually devastating, that takes place while using a Macintosh computer.

I was just trying to update to the latest version of filing software, but then i had a maccident and lost all of my records!

Maccident by StewdioGuy December 31, 2008

Mayocide 

A satirical term that mocks the white supremacist myth of “White Genocide” (aka, interracial relationships existing). Used primarily as a sarcastic response when fragile people cry about white people being the real victims of racism.

Person 1: white genocide is real!
Person 2: yes, the mayocide is imminent. 🙄

Mayocide by Nillapop January 10, 2020