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macicide 

When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.
Paul: what happened to brandon?

Mike: you didn't hear?

Paul: no what?

Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide

Paul: OMG that's terrible!

Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen

Paul: fuck you steve jobs
macicide by peaches87 October 23, 2010
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The purchase of a Mac instead of a PC.
I was at Best Buy the other day computer shopping and got myself into a huge maccident.
maccident by jmschu2 January 18, 2008
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1: regretting buying a mac instead of a computer.
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)
1: This shiny toy isn't enough for me, I should have bought a real computer. I've made a huge maccident.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.
maccident by ErikJ January 19, 2008
An accident, usually devastating, that takes place while using a Macintosh computer.
I was just trying to update to the latest version of filing software, but then i had a maccident and lost all of my records!
Maccident by StewdioGuy December 31, 2008
An accident involving your MAC cosmetics.
I had a maccident!! My velvet moss fell on the floor and shattered! NOOOOO!
maccident by ancientbruises February 26, 2009
When you buy the newer mac, but it's worse than the old one
I just bought the new mac!
2 minutes later
Oh wait, it was a maccident
Maccident by .ayano aishi. January 29, 2020
when a person accidentally macks on a chick and doesn't realize it until afterwards.
John: dude you were just macking on katie
Joe: Oh shit...I guess I had a maccident...
maccident by amaan11 November 15, 2009
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