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Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.
John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.
Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011

MacIntard 

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.
"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."
MacIntard by TinyToker August 30, 2007
Maciana is a ship between Ariana Grande and Mac Miller. A singer/actress and a rapper in love (and soon will be married).
OMG this is as cute as Maciana!
maciana by Nermac shipper February 11, 2018
maiata is a sweet and affectionate person once you get to know her and is a person into all arts in general😁🥰
she's the kind who would seem clumsy but once you get to know her she's the first option you'd want to put over everyone else.
you could fall head over heels for her especially once you get to know her
when she smiles it makes you feel that everything is gonna be okay, shes got two sides to her at times, adorable and cute or hot and fruity
you'll want to never lose her
"maiata is so flirty!"
"she's gotta be the one and only maiata for me"
maiata by yty_a May 23, 2022

MacSatan's

My crush eat some 5,000 calorie sandwhiches at MacSatan's. Pity her.
MacSatan's by nikkan_hanil December 10, 2003

Macintard 

A Macintosh loving jew named Marshall.
Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.
Macintard by P4R4 December 23, 2008