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A rack in ruit. When there are four cups left you can ask for a normal or loose vagina. The loose vagina is a machunk.

Ruit player 1: Can I have a vagina rack

Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?

Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!

Machunk by Mrs. Terwilliger November 11, 2010

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Machunk Rack

A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.

Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?

Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.

Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!

Machunk Rack by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010

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Related Words

Machunk • Machunk Rack • Machunkalunk • Maclunkey • Machuka • maclunky • machinko • Machonk • Machuk • machune

Maclunkey

Maclunkey is a word for pointlessly adding things to a thing that is already good.

“Man the newest change they made to Star Wars a new hope was maclunkey!”

Maclunkey by Maclunkey! November 30, 2019

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maclunky

An unnecessary change that screws with perfection.

Greedo: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo: Maclunky!

maclunky by Rawb2k November 12, 2019

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Maclunkey

The act of pointlessly adding things to a thing that is already good.

In a recent change of the famous Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope scene where Han Solo shoots Greedo

Greedo: "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Han Solo: "Over my dead body."

Greedo: "That's the idea. I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time."

Han Solo: "Yes, I bet you have."

Greedo: Maclunkey!

Maclunkey by Reskov November 30, 2019

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maclunky

You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.

"You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is."

maclunky by oatmealine January 19, 2020

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Maclunkey

Pointlessly adding things to a thing that is already good

"George, is this another maclunkey in A New Hope?"

Maclunkey by Carl Rendar November 30, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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