A McDonkaDonk is a person who has a large butt due to eating excessive McDonalds. ; A person who was not born with a large butt, but grew one due to eating excessive McDonalds.
"I was trying on my jeans the other day and my McDonkaDonk would not fit in them so now they do not fit!"
"You better stop eating at McDonalds or you will get a McDonkaDonk girl!"
The masculine equivalent of the term Badonkadonk. A man with an exceptional package. As where a badonkadonk sticks out in the back, a mendonkadonk sticks out in the front.
"Did you see Josh in his gym shorts? He was packing a Mendonkadonk!"
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.