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When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions
“ I just got machomped “
Machomped by Markages October 12, 2021
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Macromedia

a software company that was bought out by Adobe.
Adobe's eventual hoal is to take over the world. Start with Macromedia, the folks who have kept Flash going forfuckingever!
Macromedia by Vampyrium December 9, 2008
When your chances are thinning, yet you somehow break free and beat the odds. Like KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes when he passes the ball despite the pocket closing in and almost getting sacked, scoring yet another touchdown!
“You just got Mahomed!”

“I Mahomed my way out of that situation!”
Mahomed by Kapailliwaiigrl January 30, 2020

macromedia

A random software company who has made the best online utilities, but it made Dreamweaver and should be killed for that.
Guy 1 "Ever heard of Macromedia",
Guy 2 "No, Sounds untrusty",
Guy 1 "It is"
macromedia by Astano June 24, 2008
Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
machomp by carijewell August 20, 2008

MachoMeep 

A respectable person who says very sus things and might actually be gay, but there isn't exact proof. He also plays a lot of Rainbow Six Siege and Splitgate.
MachoMeep said that he watched gay porn one time, kinda sus ngl.
MachoMeep by Jereh July 31, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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