machomp

Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)

Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.

by carijewell August 20, 2008

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017

Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.

Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.

by TripleXXX January 14, 2015

machamp

When a girl is hugging a guy from behind, and reaches for the penis as well as the guy forming a machamp.

Carl and stacy were Machamping at the beach.

by pokemontrainer69 April 13, 2014

Machopansy

a 'super macho' guy who wants to 'pass for straight' but cannot help dressing head to toe in shiny show off clothing cuz it shows his muscular build...........

"You ever seen so much shine on a dude! Must be a machopansy'

by SilkBro June 8, 2015

machamp

The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".

Matt: You know how I know your gay?
Tyler: How?
Matt: Machamp is your favorite pokemon!

by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009

Machomped

When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions

“ I just got machomped “

by Markages October 12, 2021