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Machans

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Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.

A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.

He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.
" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "
Machans by CoolSahil September 30, 2011
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Callum Machan 

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AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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Machandas 

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Something that is good or great

Mostly used to describe things or people
I did Machandas in that test. or That outfit is Machandas.
Machandas by Mukundi.R November 24, 2020

machandi 

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He may seem like an idiot at first. You are wrong, he is a moron. But beware of him as his future is bright. He is one who will become a billionaire in the unforeseen future and roam the hostel grounds in his said "Rolls Royals"
"Adangi iriyadaa" said machandi
"Ayooo ente kundiii" said machandi
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machan  

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comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.
machan by O'shara May 6, 2007

machan 

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means friend or buddy
comes from Sinhalese Slang, official language of Sri Lanka
machan by O'shara June 23, 2007

Machan 

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(Machan or Machii) Originally comes from the Tamil formal use of the word to address a groom marrying into the family by primarily the bride's brothers/sisters but is also used by the bride herself. Informally used for addressing a close friend as either machii (மச்சி) or machan (மச்சன்) it insinuates that your friend is so close to you as to the fact that he is family. It is akin to the use of "mate" in english informally.
Adressing a friend-
English: How is it going machan? or How are you machii?
Tamil: epdi machan poguthu? or Epdi Machii iruka?
Machan by Rubeeno80 July 19, 2021
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