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Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

Manhandle 

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully
Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019
An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.
Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
manhands by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Manhandle the Salami 

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

Manila Manhandle 

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.
"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.
Manila Manhandle by ManilaMan February 22, 2015
When a dude is so drunk that he must rely on "hanging" onto the shoulders of others to stand up. The manhang can come in either a single or double version, depending on the number of shoulders being used. The double manhang can sometimes result in a body to ground angle of 45 degrees if done properly.
I saw Mike pull off the double manhang last night after a long nine holes of golf. I swear he blacked out when he started talking about indians and hot coworkers.
manhang by Patrick Swayze's Mullet November 9, 2009