manhans

An extreamly ugly girl that plays soccer. Has very nasty hair and muscle tits. she is also required to date a fat ass.

alex manhans likes to suck gooses chode after there sweaty wrestling match.

by wilson newell January 17, 2007

Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

Manhandle

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully

Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.

by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019

manhands

An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.

Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Manila Manhandle

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.

"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.

by ManilaMan February 22, 2015

manhang

When a dude is so drunk that he must rely on "hanging" onto the shoulders of others to stand up. The manhang can come in either a single or double version, depending on the number of shoulders being used. The double manhang can sometimes result in a body to ground angle of 45 degrees if done properly.

I saw Mike pull off the double manhang last night after a long nine holes of golf. I swear he blacked out when he started talking about indians and hot coworkers.

by Patrick Swayze's Mullet November 9, 2009