Macaan 

Macaan is a Somali noun and literally means sweet and it can be used in many different forms. It's usually used to describe somebody/something you like/love or think is delicious.

Ramriddlz Call Me Lyrics: "my kush too macaan"
He is referencing too his love for Kush (weed).

"That bitch was too macaan"
Used to say sex with a certain girl was amazing.

Macaan by GouldingSlangDefinitions February 23, 2017

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Dovie Macazan 

Underage girl who targets older men (mainly marines & YPD) for money & a steady income because stripping wasn’t cutting it. Has one child & suddenly we all have to forget her hoe past & manipulative ways.

Randall: I think my wife flirts with other men online behind my back
Chris: Damn, Dovie Macazan just doesn’t quit

Dovie Macazan by HoneyG33 October 19, 2018

maaaan 

When someone does or says something really dumb and you can't believe that they did. Usually followed by shut the fuck up.

Paul: I cursed more last year for sure.
Josh: Maaaan, shut the fuck up.

maaaan by Boffo1 October 13, 2021

macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005

mackan 

Mackan is a nickname for someone who has the name ¨Marcus¨ Also means that you love drugs and have mixed feelings towards siblings. A Mackan will most likely have sex with anything that moves and will steal the drugs at your disposal.

Dude... Did you really bang that chick? for reals? Your such a ¨Mackan¨, you know that right?

Is that my weed??!! Get the fuck away from my shit! Stop being a Mackan!

Marcus.. Mackan.. My dude.. Please dont french your sister when we´re around...

mackan by Napoleon Folk July 2, 2018