maaaan
When someone does or says something really dumb and you can't believe that they did. Usually followed by shut the fuck up.
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Maayan
A common hebrew name drawn from the bible. The word itself means brook, spring or well.
The name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life. She is very shy at the beginning, but once you know her well, she will be as much as crazy as you! It's pronounced (Ma-a-yan). She will rock your world. Imagine everything you want and that is her. She is usually exotic with eyes full of life and mystery. One look and that's all it will take for you to fall under her spell. A lover of everything in this world from books, movies, food and life she will open your eyes never before imagined. If you find her, keep her!
The name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life. She is very shy at the beginning, but once you know her well, she will be as much as crazy as you! It's pronounced (Ma-a-yan). She will rock your world. Imagine everything you want and that is her. She is usually exotic with eyes full of life and mystery. One look and that's all it will take for you to fall under her spell. A lover of everything in this world from books, movies, food and life she will open your eyes never before imagined. If you find her, keep her!
Boy 1: Wow look at that girl, she’s gorgeous!
Boy 2: Dude that’s Maayan, she’s way out of your league.
Boy 1: * -_-*
Boy 2: Dude that’s Maayan, she’s way out of your league.
Boy 1: * -_-*
Maayan by I_don’t_know_my_name September 9, 2020
maaaaaan
The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.
I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."
maaaaaan by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020
the maaman effect
1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!
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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!
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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
the maaman effect by Freeek August 9, 2012
maaaah
seals, moose's, bees (in their heads), cows, sheep, dogs, alligators, horses, small rodents, the mentally disabled, dragons, unicorns, pigeons, old doors, rabbits, dolphins, various bacteria, insects, brick houses made before 1983, brooms, noses, frogs, some windows but not all, computers, Chris, Jesus, baby moles when the moon is full and telephone poles (maaaah)
Maayan
This Hebrew name means spring of water . A beautiful person inside and out don’t get On her bad side or you will be living hell. She chooses her friends carefully and is one of the most loyal friends you could get. They don’t judge unless your asking for it.
Maayan by Balloon cap123 March 30, 2020
maayan
maayan by Gracedriddle June 12, 2008
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