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Mackan is a nickname for someone who has the name ¨Marcus¨ Also means that you love drugs and have mixed feelings towards siblings. A Mackan will most likely have sex with anything that moves and will steal the drugs at your disposal.
Dude... Did you really bang that chick? for reals? Your such a ¨Mackan¨, you know that right?

Is that my weed??!! Get the fuck away from my shit! Stop being a Mackan!

Marcus.. Mackan.. My dude.. Please dont french your sister when we´re around...
mackan by Napoleon Folk July 2, 2018
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The leader of the Discord Dungeons, the developer of many bots, such as DiscordRPG, a role-playing game bot which performs RPG games by typing commands in the chat box feature in Discord.

Mackan is Swedish, and allso a bit agressive. Besides, he's a great person, that all the Discord Community all know his popularity with his bot.

The word "mackan" is also known as a loli, which means lolipop.
AU1: You're so mackan.

AU2: I'm sweet?

AU1: Yeah, you're mackanlicious.
Mackan by SaidOne May 20, 2017
Mackan is a wanker with a tiny dick, Max has no life and is a pussy. Nobody likes him cuz he smells piss.
Oh theres the wanker known as Mackan
mackan by THe best in da world October 16, 2017
A Mackan is an intelectuall human being with big feet. Mackan is fag and get kanske every time he ask a girl something.
Mackan : will u go to prom with me
Linda : Kanske

Mackan : *kills himself*
Mackan by slatan May 4, 2018

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Eoin Macken

An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.
Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
Eoin Macken by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012

boobs mackenzie 

Boobs mackenzie can be a real bitch, she steals your man and shows off.
Your typical slut.
Did you see boobs mackenzie she is such a show off!
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