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macwanker

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)
by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005
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Macwanking

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.
by Noodles17 February 7, 2010
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mantankerous

A guy who is really grumpy and disagreeable. Usually occurs first thing in the morning, when consuming large amounts of alcohol, or while watching sports.
When he gets to boozin', he really gets mantankerous.
by Carlos18 July 23, 2010
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mcwanker

a person who despises mcdonalds and its influence on western society yet remains a hypocrite, a contributer to the problem
we are all united as sons and daughters of mac. we are all mcwankers at heart
by haywood jablomi March 6, 2005
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Tory Mcwalker

Rory and Tate walkers loving an no longer secret relationship. Third base is confirmed. Their love is rooted out of Tate’a fetish for Rowers who go to Tesco every day.
Have you seen Tory Mcwalker?
- Rory or Tate or Both?
He’s at Coop gets chosen for lunch I think?
by Whole School Opinion November 13, 2019
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Janky Mcjankerson

Janky Mcjankerson is the proper name you give to any individual who displays any type of janky behavior giving one a proper title as to be a little bit more higher class than the rest of the janky population
It looks like old Janky Mcjankerson is at it again looks like he got a shopping cart full extra janky shit today .
by Almightynessgemini January 17, 2021
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Milwanker

Someone who religiously believes Milwaukee is the best tools, no matter what &/or has a cult level of loyalty to Milwaukee, TTI & therefor the Chinese Communist Party.
Them: Makita sucks, real tradesman use Milwaukee.
You: You’re just another Milwanker.
by Leaderofthetoolresistance March 4, 2023
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