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Mackem Mammaries 

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There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
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repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.
Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!
repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

mammarious 

Large-chested; busty. Big boobied.
Maddison is righteously mammarious.
mammarious by derpashoo August 13, 2010

mamarazzi 

1. Mothers who constantly follow their children around with several cameras and video taking equipment, snapping photos at each turn and documenting each milestone or event with at least two dozen photos and a video.
2. Groups of aforementioned mothers
3. When referring to yourself as described above
1. You can’t even get close to the swings because of all the mamarazzi.
2. I can’t believe how many photos I took of baby Madison on the slide! I’m such a mamarazzi!
3. What's with all the mamarazzi? It's just a bloody hair cut.
mamarazzi by The Mamarazzi December 10, 2008

määär 

A swedish term for more, but with letter ä insted of e it's meaning is that you want to smoking more weed, the previous amount weed smoked is irrevelant. often followed by several shouts saying määär.
-Daamn, i'm wasted
-I WANT määär!!
-MÄÄÄ!!!
määär by kadish October 22, 2011