Maïzed

Lazy hot. When a guy looks like he can steal your girl, impregnate her, and make you pay child support, without even trying.

Emily: Alex is so maïzed
Hannah: I know! The way he looked at me today gave me a sensory overload

by sexytoasteroven July 30, 2019

Mized

The act of being ignored, or having been ignored.

Mized Clothing... The Ignored clothing company. MizedClothing.limitedrun.com

by Lil footlong September 15, 2018

Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.

"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!

by SCANK April 18, 2005

Tit-Matized

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

by pubey March 27, 2008

maizey

Maizey is an amazing name, only given to those few special people who deserve it and cherish it.

see that girl over there, her names Maizey, she's amazing!

by emily ragram April 2, 2008

Maizendentiphobia

Fear of corn getting stuck in your teeth.

Arthur loved the taste of corn on the cob, but his maizendentiphobia made it impossible to eat.

by GJC&GBH October 7, 2018

maised

1. under the influence of alcohol, drunk

-Synonyms 1. drunk, fucked, pissed

-Antonyms 1. sober

Mate, I was so maised last night.

Are you going to get maised tonight?

by bullandw May 26, 2008