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1. under the influence of alcohol, drunk

-Synonyms 1. drunk, fucked, pissed

-Antonyms 1. sober
Mate, I was so maised last night.

Are you going to get maised tonight?
maised by bullandw May 26, 2008
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"When one gets so drunk that they have to be carried into their home by four people"
Girl: are you getting drunk tonight?
Girl 2: fuck getting drunk, I'm getting mavised
mavised by Charloe April 11, 2016
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Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.
"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!
Fission Mailed by SCANK April 18, 2005
A beautiful girl who will always help a friend out. She's kind, loving, and loves to have a good time, but she hates when she messes things up. Maisey also has a tendency to be random, loud, and spacey, but she hates if people point that out. She also tends to take things a little too personally. She loves music, people, love, and life in general. Overall, Maisey is a beautiful girl, in looks and in personality, and she's a good person to have in your life.
maisey is thee bomb
Maisey by aslf;ja;l July 7, 2012
A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.
wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished
Maished by big T's December 2, 2011
A gorgeous bombshell. All the guys want her. Maisey is cute and adorable. She also is the life of the party, knows how to have fun, and loves to love. A very beautiful girl. She'll make you feel amazing. She's amazing.
Everyone loves Maisey!
Maisey by thatonedude78 September 6, 2011

Maisenbach 

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.
Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.
Maisenbach by brOTC December 3, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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