maimed

getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

by I<3pie May 20, 2007

maimed

looking trashed after making out for a extended time.
Its obvious what you have been doing.

She looked so maimed after snogging that guy all night

by Madz yer March 8, 2009

maimed

ugly, busted permanently injured in the face (not to be confused with main bitch)

is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your maimed bitch?

by DJ Canon November 24, 2009

maim

To hurt or injure badly

I want to fuckin' MAIM that bitch.

by milk and SERIAL April 29, 2005

maim

to cripple a mutha fucka. breakin a man in two.

i hated that kid so much i shot then maimed his ass.

by J 0 K A March 11, 2006

maim

The act of extremely rigorous intercourse, possibly involving a felony.

I'm going to maim that bitch!

by badasspimpdaddy October 15, 2010

Maiming

To drink an obscene amount of caffeinated beverages in order to keep oneself awake.

Person A: have you done the essay due tomorrow morning?
Person B: no, I'll have do to some serious maiming and get it done tonight

by Banannah 👽 March 7, 2017