myslef 

Noun
The word "myslef" noramlly occurs in IM conversations between quasi-1337 teenagers suffering from spermotoxicosis. It is similar to "myself" ,but is much more emotional.However,they are NOT synonyms

H4xx0r 1 : OMG,this chick i like didnt look at me today.
H4xx0r 2 : Don't worry homeboy,its not that bad
H4xx0r 1 : Hell no,i'm gonna go kill myslef

myslef by 1nF3rnuZ December 15, 2005

Myslef 

The miss-spelling if “myself”

Mae: Exsqueeze me.
Justin: pardon myslef

Myslef by Bigtiddymuncher December 30, 2019

Myslef 

Admitting that you will be a virgin forever and accepting that you will never have sex with anyone

I'm myslef so I'm going to break up with Nancy

Myslef by Dogcatpie February 5, 2023

crazy for myself 

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself

Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah

crazy for myself by joons arms September 8, 2019

i want to shoot myself 

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

i want to shoot myself by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

you make me want to off myself 

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

you make me want to off myself by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

all bi myself 

A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.

Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.

all bi myself by Quenz August 14, 2016