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Noun
The word "myslef" noramlly occurs in IM conversations between quasi-1337 teenagers suffering from spermotoxicosis. It is similar to "myself" ,but is much more emotional.However,they are NOT synonyms
H4xx0r 1 : OMG,this chick i like didnt look at me today.
H4xx0r 2 : Don't worry homeboy,its not that bad
H4xx0r 1 : Hell no,i'm gonna go kill myslef
myslef by 1nF3rnuZ December 15, 2005

mysketching 

verb: 1. Sketching out on MySpace while deep into a drug induced stupor.

2. Compulsively checking your home page on MySpace for new messages while high/spun/whatever. Usually occurs in the early morning hours after a long night of partying.
It's time to MySketch.

After Jeff gets finished MySketching, I'm checking my e-mail.
mysketching by antiXcore June 11, 2006
Describing one's lover, aka come bucket.

Pronunciation: my-skeet-ho
"Myskeetho loves to toss the salad"

"I really need to find a new myskeetho"
myskeetho by rpj June 8, 2005
The miss-spelling if “myself”
Mae: Exsqueeze me.
Justin: pardon myslef
Myslef by Bigtiddymuncher December 30, 2019

I can't coman go and kee mysef 

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
in other words it’s mybro,myg,mykid,myked or something like that
if someone commented on your instagram post saying kykid you would say mysked or any of the above
mysked by 1234urmumsawhore December 5, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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