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It is a word that is used when you don't know how to spell myself
I sent this to myskef
Myskef by Jigglyboobiepuff April 5, 2021
Words you can keep
Noun
The word "myslef" noramlly occurs in IM conversations between quasi-1337 teenagers suffering from spermotoxicosis. It is similar to "myself" ,but is much more emotional.However,they are NOT synonyms
H4xx0r 1 : OMG,this chick i like didnt look at me today.
H4xx0r 2 : Don't worry homeboy,its not that bad
H4xx0r 1 : Hell no,i'm gonna go kill myslef
myslef by 1nF3rnuZ December 15, 2005

mysketching 

verb: 1. Sketching out on MySpace while deep into a drug induced stupor.

2. Compulsively checking your home page on MySpace for new messages while high/spun/whatever. Usually occurs in the early morning hours after a long night of partying.
It's time to MySketch.

After Jeff gets finished MySketching, I'm checking my e-mail.
mysketching by antiXcore June 11, 2006
Describing one's lover, aka come bucket.

Pronunciation: my-skeet-ho
"Myskeetho loves to toss the salad"

"I really need to find a new myskeetho"
myskeetho by rpj June 8, 2005
The miss-spelling if “myself”
Mae: Exsqueeze me.
Justin: pardon myslef
Myslef by Bigtiddymuncher December 30, 2019

I can't coman go and kee mysef 

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
in other words it’s mybro,myg,mykid,myked or something like that
if someone commented on your instagram post saying kykid you would say mysked or any of the above
mysked by 1234urmumsawhore December 5, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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