Noun
The word "myslef" noramlly occurs in IM conversations between quasi-1337 teenagerssuffering from spermotoxicosis. It is similar to "myself" ,but is much more emotional.However,they are NOT synonyms
H4xx0r 1 : OMG,this chick i like didnt look at me today.
H4xx0r 2 : Don't worry homeboy,its not that bad H4xx0r 1 : Hell no,i'm gonna go kill myslef
verb: 1. Sketching out on MySpace while deep into a drug induced stupor.
2. Compulsively checking your home page on MySpace for new messages while high/spun/whatever. Usually occurs in the early morning hours after a long night of partying.
This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.