killing myself

what i say when i constantly think of suicide

Boy: ugh finals week.
Girl : brb killing myself.

by verahnikah December 19, 2016

Kill Myself

The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.

George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?

Non-Idiot: Your in it.

George: Oh god. Kill myself.

by Dr. Kremler May 9, 2009

Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 10, 2007

kill myself

something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞

mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰

by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020

kill myself

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kill myself
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
Ami: BITCH!?

by binac March 28, 2019

time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.

Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017

I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021