myslef

Noun
The word "myslef" noramlly occurs in IM conversations between quasi-1337 teenagers suffering from spermotoxicosis. It is similar to "myself" ,but is much more emotional.However,they are NOT synonyms

H4xx0r 1 : OMG,this chick i like didnt look at me today.
H4xx0r 2 : Don't worry homeboy,its not that bad
H4xx0r 1 : Hell no,i'm gonna go kill myslef

by 1nF3rnuZ December 15, 2005

Myslef

The miss-spelling if “myself”

Mae: Exsqueeze me.
Justin: pardon myslef

by Bigtiddymuncher December 30, 2019

Myslef

Admitting that you will be a virgin forever and accepting that you will never have sex with anyone

I'm myslef so I'm going to break up with Nancy

by Dogcatpie February 5, 2023

crazy for myself

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself

Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah

by joons arms September 8, 2019

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

all bi myself

A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.

Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.

by Quenz August 14, 2016