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A Myop is a personalised gift you to someone special on a special occasion. It signifies love and friendship. It is also an abbreviation for Make Your Own Present, as in make a gift, or make a great use of your time.
The best gift you can give anyone is a cute little Myop.
Myop by missionpop May 23, 2017
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It means yes, and is a fun word to use with your homies
Hey you wanna hang out (myoppp I'm down)
Myop by Hojiegang February 2, 2022
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Make Your Own Pizza
(my-op)
I'm so excited for MYOP day in the cafeteria!
MYOP by myop277 November 13, 2012

Myopolymath 

A myopolymath is a person who knows everything and yet understands nothing.

Or, more loosely, those who proclaim knowledge of just about everything, but whom have precious little understanding of anything.
I spoke with a myopolymath the other day who rattled off an incredible number of random facts, and when I asked him what they really meant, he just said that wasn't the point and continued his recitation.
Myopolymath by JayArr May 13, 2010

Rectal Myopia 

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.
Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.
Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

myophile 

A body dysmorphic disorder in where the person (usually a man)) believes that there is no such thing as too much muscle usually utilizing steroids to achieve a larger than humanly possible muscle size.
The myophiles are meeting down at the beach for a pose off.
myophile by Bonnie Brown October 24, 2007
Noun, A short-sighted person of total irrelevance.
Myopeon: Like bitter Obama haters driven to blogsites to post utter nonsense and promote ignorance and hatred.
Myopeon by okpfloyd June 21, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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