myopic 

near sighted

Nietzche was severly myopic.

myopic by Bekky Day January 21, 2003

Myopic Payload 

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

Myopic Payload by SexMaster2006 August 18, 2006

Myopic Brats 

Coming from the words of a Wise Diplomat: Young men thinks old men are fools, but old men know that Young men are fools.

These Myopic brats should have known the Bomb was coming...but they acted hastily.

Myopic Brats by sinlung May 14, 2010

myopic manlet 

The cerebrally and physically stunted myopic manlet is a microscopic mental midget of a minuscule manlet boy, who shortsightedly sees only the literally subhuman suffering of his own small-minded dwarven kind because, due to his eternal inability to grow up and be the bigger man, big picture thinking goes right over his pea-brained, little head. Deceased myopic manlets can often be found squashed flat as a pancake on country roads next to their close relative the, by comparison majestic, toad. Myopic manlets can easily be driven to venting their pent-up manlet rage and throwing a hissy fit with innocent questions and observations, such as: "Manlet detected.", "Nice high heels, my girlfriend has the same pair.", "Are you classified as a turbo-manlet? How tall are you?", "Aren't you the midget who played the manletservant Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun?"

Manmore 1: Hey, why is that little girl crying in front of that beauty salon? Manmore 2: Myopic manlet detected. I think his new acrylic nails broke off when he got mauled by that chihuahua over there. Manmore 1: Lol, the victorious chihuahua even took the sissy manlet's high heels! Manmore 2: Manlets rise up!

myopic manlet by ManletDepreciator September 16, 2024

mopic 

An abbreviation for motion picture. Both movie and film are often used to describe a mopic, but unfortunately neither definition is truly synonymous with the heart of what a motion picture really is. Calling a mopic a film does not differentiate it from a photo and calling a mopic a movie is just an old term used in an attempt to describe the concept of motion.

Hey do you want to see a mopic tomorrow?

Have you seen Jada Pinkett Smith in the new mopic G.I. Jane 2? Yeah, I can’t wait to see it!

mopic by Cinematography Critic April 11, 2022

Rectal Myopia 

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Myopia 

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

Myopia by jaffabuster November 8, 2009