myopic

near sighted

Nietzche was severly myopic.

by Bekky Day January 22, 2003

Myopic Payload

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

by SexMaster2006 August 18, 2006

Myopic Brats

Coming from the words of a Wise Diplomat: Young men thinks old men are fools, but old men know that Young men are fools.

These Myopic brats should have known the Bomb was coming...but they acted hastily.

by sinlung May 14, 2010