Myopeea

(noun) (verb)

The act of rubbing cat piss on your eyeballs while being short-sighted

Ethan: Jesus Bryan what the fuck happened to your eye??
Bryan: Shit dude, I did Myopeea today

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

Myopean

Da opposite of "Youropean".

Da USA is now independent from da "Kangaroo Island", so maybe its citizenry could refer to their fellow countrymen as "Myopeans" when addressing anyone from "Merry Old England", since said North American territory no longer belongs to said "across da pond" government anymore.

by QuacksO January 11, 2026