Myophobia

The fear of construction workers

Bob: Dude did you see those construction workers they are so scary
Kevin: Dude, do you have myophobia

by MotherAbuser February 8, 2023

Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

mysophobia

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".

His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.

by Lorelili March 21, 2011

mayophobia

the fear of mayonnaise

oh no! i have mayophobia

by ahyes June 22, 2020