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MWOFT

Hacker acronym for Massive Waste of Fucking Time.
Spending a lot of time configuring something that could be done easily and faster.
I consider vsftpd a MWOFT and opted to use pure-ftpd.
by buscon April 22, 2009
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MOFTW

An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
by Z T January 20, 2008
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Moft

Originally a noun meant to describe something as inexpensive or well-priced, in its slang form it is used as a verb for obtaining something for free/very cheap.
"Hey, let's go moft free pizza at the book club meeting tonight"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"
by Bigdool February 10, 2020
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Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks
by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010
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moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.
Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.
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mooft

When you are brought to tears by a seemingly ordinary inanimate object.
For example when Keith Brymer Jones cries when presented with a cup.
He was mooft by the cup.
by B00B135 September 17, 2023
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Moofter

A mass (massive) poofter (homosexual). A combination of the two words, similar to the phrase "gunt".
Dude, quit being such a moofter.
by $TYX September 19, 2006
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