moftn

More Often Than Not

A2:Hey, how was your day I heard Jill was being that way again.

B2:Moftn she is always that way.

A1:Hey, I heard bill was being an ass again.
B1:Moftn.
A1:Should really break up with him.
B1:Ya but, he's different.

A1:But, that's what you said about Cregg.
B1:Cregg isn't Bill, Diana!

A1Diana: Okay bitch please.
B1: Don't fuck with me Jill.

A1:I'm not your just being a stupid bitch.
B1:What did you say!!

{Meooow!}

-ruffling dust plooms burst from the office cuticle-

B2Gregg: Ya man Jills a slut

A2Bill: Rlly?

B2Gregg: Ya man should totally date Dianna.

by A Username September 16, 2013

MOFTW

An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.

xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!

by Z T January 20, 2008

mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

mofin

1. The verb form of badass (badassing) (verb)

2. Something that was totally legit, badass, or fucking sick! (adj)

(Shouldn't be confused with motherfuckin or that gay ass definition that says it is in the middle of fuckin no where)

1. Guy 1: A bro whad id do mac dre.
Guy 2: Yo foo shut up, just cuz im black doesnt mean im mac dre.
Guy 1: Aight fasho dawg... but anyways wanna go mofin at that party tonight.
Guy 2: Ah yeah dawg we gonna be hella badass.

2. (Car skirts around corner sitting on some tight ass 22's with a scary black driver)
Guy 1: Dude.. that shit was so mofin.
Guy 2: Yea. that guy is probably bout to get hella pussy tonight.

by rcam24 June 28, 2010

Moft

Originally a noun meant to describe something as inexpensive or well-priced, in its slang form it is used as a verb for obtaining something for free/very cheap.

"Hey, let's go moft free pizza at the book club meeting tonight"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"

by Bigdool February 10, 2020

Motning

When it's morning and you're too tired to actually properly spell 'morning'

good motning

by motning on a sunday June 4, 2020

MOFN

Middle of Fucking Nowhere. A concept people from densely populated areas like Connecticut can't comprehend existing in the U.S. where the Plains, the West, and the South have villages and towns of almost a hundred people who live hours from anyone else.

Pronounced "Ma-Fin"

"I was on that dating site and saw this beautiful girl the other day."
"Did you contact her?"
"No, she lives in MOFN. Gorgeous or not, I'm not driving two hours each way into Deliverance country -- Get a flat tire, hear banjos."

by Hobbs_fan June 29, 2013