Moft

Originally a noun meant to describe something as inexpensive or well-priced, in its slang form it is used as a verb for obtaining something for free/very cheap.

"Hey, let's go moft free pizza at the book club meeting tonight"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"

by Bigdool February 10, 2020

moft

Short for Mother fucker

I understand moft.
Look at the moft under that lamp post.

I cant stand the mofts, and mofting problems.

by KvngWizard October 5, 2017

Moft

When one mews in the presence of their love interest to show off their jawline in hopes of making there love interest fall for them.

Different tenses: present: mofting past: mofts & mofted

He mofts all the time in hopes of getting her attention

by SlangDefiner123 July 8, 2024

Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around

That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

MOFTW

An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.

xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!

by Z T January 20, 2008

moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017

mofty

Short for Man Of The Year.

I won the mofty prize!

by easoft August 1, 2011