MUSSELZUH

An alternate way of spelling the the word muscles. Used most commonly by those of the Jewish denomination with much phlegm involved or by someone who is in a fit of rage.

Thomas: Aw man i wish i had a body like Barack.
Enja: YA HE HAS SUCH HUGE MUSSELZUH

MUSSELZUH by stithctib August 28, 2010

Musselburgh Roundabout

A group of guys sitting in a circle wanking each other off

Rumbles and scotty invited some guys round for a musselburgh roundabout

Musselburgh Roundabout by biggestbud87 August 7, 2011

Musselwhite

1)A good man, who doesn't always act his age, but is still loved anyway. Not everyone gets his jokes, but he can always make someone smile, whether because of his comedy, or because of the fact that he cares so much.

2) All of the first definition, plus being a member (or the leader) of a War of 1812 reenactment group.

1) That Musselwhite...I don't get his jokes all the time, but he sure knows how to make me smile. :)

2) Hey, you know our reenacting Sergeant is a Musselwhite, right?

Musselwhite by StarDragger December 17, 2008

Musselburgh 

A shithole on the east coast of Scotland home of junkies and benefit lovers

Greg: god Musselburgh is a shithole

Peter:completely agree

Musselburgh by Tarbigbomber July 30, 2021

musselwhite

coming from the greek word dick. or dickhead. 2. a man who doesn't get laid enough and is probably acting like a douchebaG.

for example " my ex husband is such a musselwhite" or "he's a regular musselwhite".

musselwhite by no one will ever know January 14, 2008

musselchops

The sound that's made when you crack your knuckles.

Listen to these musselchops!

musselchops by ryantherenegade December 3, 2009

musselchode 

a person who is extraordinary hairy and having a chode as well.

Man did you see that nasty musselchode in that porno.

musselchode by godsgooche June 9, 2011