MUDCUB

The imaginary baby from an ejaculation into a woman's anus

I did not want to get her pregnant so I gave her a mudcub

MUDCUB by BellHowell March 27, 2019

filthy mudcunt 

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.

Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.

filthy mudcunt by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007

Mudcubby 

your butthole. Pretty simple. This term was birthed when someone texted me trying to say "mug cabinet". The text that came through instead was, "I need to put that in my mud cubby."

I want to put it in your mudcubby

Mudcubby by Curltastrophe January 19, 2013

mudcurious 

Similar to a Closet Mudshark, any Non-African American chick that is intrigued/fascinated/infatuated with African-American men, from a sexual perspective. In the end, given the opportunity, she may never go all the way with them, but simply observing and fantasizing about a brutha is more than satisfactory. Mudcurious chicks can usually be spotted hanging around nightclubs frequented by black men, dancing with them, flirting with them, but when a brutha makes the next move, the mudcurious chick backs up all the way.

Joe: Man, what’s up with your chick Karen? Everytime I see her in here, with you, she tends to leave you and go chit-chat and dance with some of the bros over there? She gotta a little mudshark in her or what?

Bill: Nah, I think Karen’s Mudcurious without admitting so. She’s gotta hidden sexual fantasy with the bruthas, but will never do anything to make that fantasy a reality, thank god! It could be worse, she could be a total mudshark, in which I would have to dump her ass!

mudcurious by Tentacles2 April 22, 2011

mudcutter 

sphincter poop chute brown eye asshole

After judging the local chili cookoff, my mudcutter burned for days.

mudcutter by skunky June 16, 2004

muccubus 

muck-yuh-buhs
–noun, plural -bi
1. A half demon half human being spawn not completely evil and unaware of it's tendency to evil and disruption.

A muccubus unintentionally creates strife in the lives of humans. Muccubi disrupt the harmony of nature bringing woe and misery to the world.

muccubus by huskerbis March 1, 2009

mudbubble 

Someone who believes that humankind was created out of dirt that an invisible man blew into.
An individual who tries to prevent the teaching of evolution.
A proponent of "intelligent design".

The school board meeting was disrupted when a pack of mudbubbles showed up and screamed "teach the controversy!"

mudbubble by Lolotehe August 24, 2007