Definitions by Curltastrophe

Flushlight

When you hit a drive so pure and “flushed” it’s as good as piping a flashlight.

*golfer hits a perfect drive* “that’s a flushlight”

Flushlight by Curltastrophe August 2, 2025

Blackyarding 

When you get blacked out drunk in your backyard all day

“I can’t leave the house because of Coronavirus so I’m going to be out blackyarding all day”

Blackyarding by Curltastrophe March 30, 2020

shiny metal fever 

Shiny metal fever is the human condition in which we are predisposed to feel the urge to procure the newest, flashiest consumer technology.

I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.

shiny metal fever by Curltastrophe April 26, 2014

NOLO

NOLO is a term used when you leave your house momentarily, but need to return one or more times to retrieve a critical item, such as a forgotten phone, wallet, or keychain. It stands for Never Only Leave Once.

You leave your house to go to the beach for the weekend and say goodbye to all of your roommates, only to return 10 seconds later after realizing you forgot your cellphone. Upon re-entry to the house, you yell out "NOLO!" To indicate the nature of your return.

NOLO by Curltastrophe April 25, 2014

Mudcubby 

your butthole. Pretty simple. This term was birthed when someone texted me trying to say "mug cabinet". The text that came through instead was, "I need to put that in my mud cubby."

I want to put it in your mudcubby

Mudcubby by Curltastrophe January 19, 2013

DNOD 

Drunk n On Drugs. More of an acronym really, but it rolls off the tongue nicely and conveys a variety of status info.

Dude, I am getting ready to roll to the ballroom and i am DNOD so let's rip it up!

DNOD by Curltastrophe January 19, 2013

Prebauchery

Any preparations made in anticipation of a night of debauchery.

So my brother and I did 5 shots each at home right before the taxi picked us up to take us to the 6-kegger. That's some prebauchery.

Prebauchery by Curltastrophe December 15, 2011