MIWMF 

Mom I Wouldn't Mind Fucking. Like a MILF, but only decent looking.

Jeff: Hey you see that chick with the kid over there? Kinda chubby with a cute face?
Brad: Yea, she's a MIWMF.

MIWMF by Ezekial27 April 2, 2009

miwlf 

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

miwlf by Sanias March 19, 2004

miwf 

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

miwf by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

MIMF 

MOTHER - I - MIGHT - FUCK.

if you go over to your friends house and their mom is hot, you would say "Damn you mom is a MIMF"

MIMF by haybag December 26, 2008

Mowmf 

A man or a group of men ( Mowmfs)

Oh Mowmfs!

Mowmf by magicmule April 19, 2020

MIMFITOPI 

Mother I Might Fuck If The Opportunity Presented Itself. Slightly below the rank of a MILF.

Pronounced mim-fee-top-ee.

"Dude, Farah Fawcett is such a milf."
"I guess she's alright, I'd say shes a definite MIMFITOPI."

MIMFITOPI by W3|N3R February 1, 2009

mimfo 

dumb ass bitch

mannnn, you a mimfo

mimfo by zxddy.. March 7, 2021