A mimf is a definition of a person who is mentally ill, for using it as a joke with friends. The exact meaning to MIMF is:
M - Mentally
I - Ill
M - Mother (you can also use monster, it's what fits best with the person you're describing.)
F - Fucker
Girl: Oh my gosh, I haven't seen you in so long!
Guy: Ya I have been really busy with things and haven't been able to see anyone
Girl: Seriously, you have been MIMFA