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MOTHER - I - MIGHT - FUCK.
if you go over to your friends house and their mom is hot, you would say "Damn you mom is a MIMF"
MIMF by haybag December 26, 2008
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A mimf is a definition of a person who is mentally ill, for using it as a joke with friends. The exact meaning to MIMF is:
M - Mentally
I - Ill
M - Mother (you can also use monster, it's what fits best with the person you're describing.)
F - Fucker
For example:

Lila: "How are you doing, John?"

John: "I'm feeling like shit, but don't worry, I've been a mimf for a long time now."
MIMF by misu_soup November 15, 2022
Related Words
My name is Chuck Norris. MiMF!
MiMF by Tofftoff April 28, 2011
you say this when you don't want to do something
you say this when you don't want to do something mom:go clean your room. me: mimf.

MIMFITOPI 

Mother I Might Fuck If The Opportunity Presented Itself. Slightly below the rank of a MILF.

Pronounced mim-fee-top-ee.
"Dude, Farah Fawcett is such a milf."
"I guess she's alright, I'd say shes a definite MIMFITOPI."
MIMFITOPI by W3|N3R February 1, 2009
mannnn, you a mimfo
mimfo by zxddy.. March 7, 2021
Girl: Oh my gosh, I haven't seen you in so long!
Guy: Ya I have been really busy with things and haven't been able to see anyone
Girl: Seriously, you have been MIMFA
mimfa by ZeeGirl April 9, 2008
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