Definitions by Sanias

Lance King 

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

Lance King by Sanias October 6, 2011

immaculate 

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.

"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."

immaculate by Sanias February 3, 2008

Mike Tyson

To rape someone.

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.

Mike Tyson by Sanias September 16, 2006

Burt Reynolds

adj. drunker than piss

"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"

Burt Reynolds by Sanias June 29, 2005

pant dick 

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

pant dick by Sanias June 29, 2005

home plate 

A 5-pointed ass.

I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.

home plate by Sanias March 19, 2004

miwlf 

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

miwlf by Sanias March 19, 2004