12 definitions by Sanias

Mike Tyson

To rape someone.

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

by Sanias October 7, 2011

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 19, 2005

immaculate

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.

"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."

by Sanias February 4, 2008

home plate

A 5-pointed ass.

I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 18, 2004