Mike Tyson

To rape someone.

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.

by Sanias September 16, 2006

furburger

The way Nelly pronounces "Fear Beer Gear."

It's gettin hot in furburger.

by Sanias March 16, 2004

Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

by Sanias October 06, 2011

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

home plate

A 5-pointed ass.

I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

by Sanias March 19, 2004