by Sanias March 16, 2004

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.
by Sanias September 16, 2006

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.
I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.
by Sanias March 17, 2004

v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
by Sanias October 06, 2011

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
by Sanias March 11, 2004

by Sanias March 16, 2004

by Sanias March 12, 2004
