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Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.
n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds
for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
What Nelly calls "Err-Ferce-Werns"
It's getting hot in Err-ferce-werns.
adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.
Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
adj. drunker than piss
"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."
"How much did you have?"