miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

by Sanias October 07, 2011

Mike Tyson

To rape someone.

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

home plate

A 5-pointed ass.

I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 18, 2004

immaculate

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.

"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."

by Sanias February 04, 2008

Burt Reynolds

adj. drunker than piss

"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"

by Sanias June 19, 2005