miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck
Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.
by Sanias March 19, 2004
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Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
by Sanias October 07, 2011
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Mike Tyson

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.
by Sanias March 17, 2004
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home plate

A 5-pointed ass.
I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.
by Sanias March 19, 2004
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home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.
I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.
by Sanias March 18, 2004
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immaculate

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.
"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."
by Sanias February 04, 2008
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Burt Reynolds

"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"
by Sanias June 19, 2005
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