12 definitions by Sanias
After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.
by Sanias March 17, 2004
by Sanias March 19, 2004
v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
by Sanias October 7, 2011
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
by Sanias June 19, 2005
"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"
"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."
"I know, but it can still be re-used."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Bitch."
"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."
"I know, but it can still be re-used."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Bitch."
by Sanias February 4, 2008
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n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.
I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.
by Sanias March 18, 2004