miwlf 

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

miwlf by Sanias March 19, 2004

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

MILFLAC

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.

Tony: "OMG, I can't wait until school starts! I'm in Ms Moore's class!"
Paul: "MILFLAC!"

MILFLAC by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Super MILF 

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.

It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.

Super MILF by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011

Milfism 

The religion of worshiping milfs as your god

I have converted to milfism

Milfism by Milfism January 28, 2021